Will you just hold still?

OC commission (Digital fairy series) for my buddy JKrolak

The bewept of her laser wand, followed by the boom and kracking of an innocent tree before it fell, indicated that her latest shot has missed its target. "Will you hold still!" growled Barbara.

"Sure, just as soon as you stop shooting. I could actually feel that," came the reply from her gooey opponent. "I only wanted to talk..."

"Yah, right," interrupted Barbara. "Just like those other 5 before who wanted to discuss turning me into a slime. No thanks."

"So that's what happened..... wait they tried to do what?" suddenly realizing why Barbara was shooting first and not in the mood for conversation. "That's not what I wanted to talk about. Look I'll stay over here so we can discuss this like civilized people. Now will you PLEASE put that thing away? Pretty please...."

--- from the first meeting of Galactic Law Enforcement and Military (GLEAM) special operative Barbara and Goodiva.